Game 4
Game 4 - June 27, 2010 - They finally did it. This win was 6 years in the making. To everyone's knowledge, the Spitballs have never toppled the old, fat, smack talking giant that is the Hanson Brothers. The losing streak came to an end Sunday night.
The Balls jumped out to an early lead by putting 4 runs on the board and almost batting around in the very first inning. The Hanson Brothers could only muster up one run in the first. One stand out play worth noting was Mick Foley's "never say die even when the outfielder has the ball in shallow left field" attitude while trying to stretch a single into a triple. Mr. Socko's hit was a shallow blooper down the left field line. A keen sense of awareness and ten poolside beers from earlier in the day propelled him to second base easily. While the left fielder lazily threw the ball to second, Gamso (Socko) was already two steps towards third in a "delayed steal" type of maneuver. If he would have slid, he would have been safe, but instead he chose to try and half-ass bull the third baseman over. No dice on that one considering the third baseman has the biggest belly on the team for the Hanson Brothers. It was a valiant effort.
The offense for the Spitballs consistently put up runs all game, but never exploded for a big inning while the Hanson Brothers old weary bats came to life midway through the game. It was a comedy of errors that led to a tie ball game by the end of the hour. Kicked balls, overthrows, and missed divers all combined to allow the opposition to plate just enough runs to force an extra inning of play. The extra inning was somewhat controversial in that technically it was only the 7th inning, but because the old guys were so slow with everything it was after the one hour time limit, begging the question "where was the runner on second?" No matter about him, the Balls got 3 across. Two overthrows leading to a few extra bases and one umpiring error where the runner advanced from first to second even after the other team picked the ball up on a no-slide into home (which i'm extremely bitter about) made it seem as if the ol' boys from the Chiefs/Hanson Brothers might just have enough left in the tank to be Ball-Busters for the 7th straight time. It was not to be though as a lazy fly ball to left field ended the game.
The fly ball was caught by this week's Player of the Week and Heavyweight Champion of the Diamond, Jason McCreary (Ric Flair). With an impressive defensive showcase in left field and a solid day at the plate, Flair ensured that the Championship belt stayed within the 12425 Blackfoot residence for another week. A 2 RBI triple to go along with a couple singles and 3 runs scored is a good day for anyone. Showing selflessness on the defensive side is the type of teamwork attitude the Spitballs were built around. After a web-gem catch on the left field line, the Nature Boy gave other players a chance to play by sitting out a few innings before coming back and ending the game with another catch in left field that Testicular Grape Fruit Clawed any chances the opposition had of mounting a comeback. Sources say Ric "Space Mountain" Flair showed just why he is sometimes known as "The Dirtiest Player in the Game" as he jogged past the other team's dugout he said "Girls, you can't be the first, but you can be next!". Flair was officially quoted as saying after the game, "I'm a limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOOO!!” Even without the defensive showcase and the great hitting day, that quote alone would have put him in contention for this week's belt. Great job Nature Boy.
W: Odle (2-0) 7 IP, 10 ER, 4-4, 2 RBI, 3 Runs
McCreary: 3-4, triple, 2 RBI, 3 Runs
L: Ponytail